I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.
rocket meets bucky and sees the metal arm. he opens his mouth to speak. three rooms away peter yells “ABSOLUTELY NOT”
*closes fridge door and hears stuff fall in it*
well… sounds like a problem for the next person
I crave intimacy but I get confused and uncomfortable when I’m shown even the slightest bit of attention or affection.
*non californian voice* omfg there was a huge earthquake are you all okay???
*californian voice* what earthquake